Happy New Year
Happy New to all, for those of you who call me hear at the end of the message I always have a special note. what follows is a sample of the ones I used last year. Hope you enjoy them and during the new year may you LIVE LONG, LIVE WELL AND PROSPER.
2. Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.
3. Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself.
4. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
5. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
6. Why is abbreviation such a long word ?
7. Be nice to your kids . . . they’ll be the ones choosing your nursing home.
8. Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
9. Half of the people in the world are below average.
10. Light travels faster than sound that’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
11. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES ?
12. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
13. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS ?
14. IF A PARSLEY FARMER IS SUED, CAN THEY GARNISH HIS WAGES ?
15. WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES ?
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I have heard each and everyone of these many times this year. But I still laugh when I read this list. Thanks for always making me laugh dear. I LOVE YOU!!!
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