Chuck Norris Jokes And Band Camp Don't Mix

My son J.R. goes to band camp each year and he also finds himself a comedian.  So this year at camp they had a talent show and J.R. does what J.R. does best he tells jokes.  This year his jokes of choice were Chuck Norris jokes, a sample goes as follows:

1. When Chuck Norris was born the only person who cried was the doctor.  NEVER slap Chuck Norris
2. If at first you don't succeed your not Chuck Norris
3. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they made Him BLINK
4. Chuck Norris gives blood often, just NOT his own
5. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is
6. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, Its descendants are know today as GIRAFFES

He was booed off  the stage, who would have know that Chuck Norris and Band Camp Don't mix

A wise man once said "It's hard to laugh at funny things with a trumpet stuck up your BUTT".